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Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question
National
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June 8, 2026
OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled today after Louise Arbour failed the necessary skill-testing questioning. As per protocol, the swearing-in ceremony...
Five potential names for an independent Alberta
Blog
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May 23, 2026
Since the good people of Alberta will be holding a secession referendum after a century of us pathetic Atlantic Canadians leeching off the wealth...
Development debate leaves Haligonians torn between hatred of South Enders and hatred of Dal students
National
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May 20, 2026
HALIFAX - A recent controversy over developments in the South End of Halifax has left citizens feeling conflicted, as they are forced to choose...
Racist mom insists she’s not turned on by Diljit Dosanjh
Local
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May 4, 2026
OTTAWA - In the midst of widespread online celebration of Diljit Dosanjh, local racist mom Andrea McAllister is insisting she is not aroused by...
Connor McDavid’s parents file for conservatorship of son
The Rest
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May 1, 2026
EDMONTON - After his club was eliminated by the Anaheim Ducks in the first round of this year's Stanley Cup playoffs, the parents of...
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Hegseth Appoints New Deputy: Love Sausage
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October 24, 2026
Tearful Danielle Smith says Albertans being treated like Atlantic Canadians
National
September 20, 2026
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EDMONTON — As Albertans prepare for next month's separation...
Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates
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September 3, 2026
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SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing...
Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec
National
September 1, 2026
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CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...
Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements
National
August 25, 2026
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OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...