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Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled today after Louise Arbour failed the necessary skill-testing questioning. As per protocol, the swearing-in ceremony...

Five potential names for an independent Alberta

Since the good people of Alberta will be holding a secession referendum after a century of us pathetic Atlantic Canadians leeching off the wealth...

Development debate leaves Haligonians torn between hatred of South Enders and hatred of Dal students

HALIFAX - A recent controversy over developments in the South End of Halifax has left citizens feeling conflicted, as they are forced to choose...

Racist mom insists she’s not turned on by Diljit Dosanjh

OTTAWA - In the midst of widespread online celebration of Diljit Dosanjh, local racist mom Andrea McAllister is insisting she is not aroused by...

Connor McDavid’s parents file for conservatorship of son

EDMONTON - After his club was eliminated by the Anaheim Ducks in the first round of this year's Stanley Cup playoffs, the parents of...

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Tearful Danielle Smith says Albertans being treated like Atlantic Canadians

EDMONTON — As Albertans prepare for next month's separation...

Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates

SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing...

Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec

CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...

Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements

OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...