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Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien

WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's capital today as Americans gather to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the time Will Smith...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled today after Louise Arbour failed the necessary skill-testing questioning. As per protocol, the swearing-in ceremony...

Five potential names for an independent Alberta

Since the good people of Alberta will be holding a secession referendum after a century of us pathetic Atlantic Canadians leeching off the wealth...

Development debate leaves Haligonians torn between hatred of South Enders and hatred of Dal students

HALIFAX - A recent controversy over developments in the South End of Halifax has left citizens feeling conflicted, as they are forced to choose...

Racist mom insists she’s not turned on by Diljit Dosanjh

OTTAWA - In the midst of widespread online celebration of Diljit Dosanjh, local racist mom Andrea McAllister is insisting she is not aroused by...

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Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien

WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's...

Stanley Cup: Toronto plans “We told you so!” parade

TORONTO - With the Carolina Hurricanes winning a Stanley...

Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...