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Genetic Genealogists uncover long-lost Edison Triplet
National
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March 10, 2024
OTTAWA - Genetic Geneaology has made headlines around the world in recent years, and today was no exception, when a team of experts announced...
UK concerned that returning artifacts will expose just how lame their country is
World
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March 10, 2024
LONDON - Prime Minister Rishi Sunak bristled, today, at the suggestion that many nations, particularly colonial powers, should repatriate artifacts acquired from other nations,...
Whistleblower turns up dead after revealing that The Sphere is really a spherical cap
World
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March 10, 2024
LAS VEGAS - Another mysterious death was added to the annals of Vegas gangsterism after the body of Tyler Ericsson was found on the...
Worst person on Earth stands at gate before their zone is called
World
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March 10, 2024
NEW YORK - Notorious degenerate Arthur Talmidge of East Rutherford struck again this week when, with malice aforethought, he opted to stand in line...
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Hegseth Appoints New Deputy: Love Sausage
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October 24, 2026
Tearful Danielle Smith says Albertans being treated like Atlantic Canadians
National
September 20, 2026
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EDMONTON — As Albertans prepare for next month's separation...
Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates
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September 3, 2026
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SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing...
Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec
National
September 1, 2026
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CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...
Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements
National
August 25, 2026
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OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...