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UK concerned that returning artifacts will expose just how lame their country is
LONDON - Prime Minister Rishi Sunak bristled, today, at the suggestion that many nations, particularly colonial powers, should repatriate artifacts acquired from other nations,...
Whistleblower turns up dead after revealing that The Sphere is really a spherical cap
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Worst person on Earth stands at gate before their zone is called
NEW YORK - Notorious degenerate Arthur Talmidge of East Rutherford struck again this week when, with malice aforethought, he opted to stand in line...