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In lieu of jet, Ford to be carried on litter followed by rose petal–scattering virgins

TORONTO — After weeks of controversy, Ontario Premier Doug Ford has scrapped plans to travel via a $30 million private jet, opting instead for...

PEI Finance Minister says new budget “Made in Nova Scotia!”

CHARLOTTETOWN - PEI Finance Minister Jill Burridge has proudly proclaimed the province's upcoming budget plans to be "Made In Nova Scotia". Speaking with reporters...

Kim Ju Ae orders execution of field hockey rival

SEOUL - According to reports from South Korean intelligence officials, Kim Ju Ae, the daughter of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, has ordered...

Scientists confirm that everything you hate is AI

OTTAWA - New research has confirmed what many in the modern world have suspected: Everything you hate was AI generated. The study, conducted by Dr....

Houston promises to cancel budget cuts if Doug Ford tells him to

HALIFAX - In the face of opposition over sweeping budget cuts recently announced by his government, Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston has said that...

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Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...

Five potential names for an independent Alberta

Since the good people of Alberta will be holding...

Development debate leaves Haligonians torn between hatred of South Enders and hatred of Dal students

HALIFAX - A recent controversy over developments in the...