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Tragic! Sexy mechanic severs spine while seductively inspecting engine

LOWER SACKVILLE - In a horrifying scene, local sexy mechanic Hilary Palance was left paralyzed after her spinal cord snapped while she was seductively...

Houston warns Nova Scotians to check their pets for illegal dispensaries

HALIFAX - Nova Scotian Premier Tim Houston is advising Nova Scotians to check their cats and dogs for illegal cannabis dispensaries. In a statement at...

Now that toys delivered, Elves go back to killing Orcs and all others who dare to stand in their path

NORTH POLE - With Christmas past and toys delivered, elves are free to return to battling orcs and goblins and various other forms of...

Mic Mac Mall Santa closes shop after another year with no visitors

HALIFAX - The Mic Mac Mall Santa packed in his supplies, yesterday, after spending winter season with minimal visitation. "It seems like folks just don't...

Season of the Wood

"The time has come now children!"Hurry please!", I shout, "Make haste!"Down the steps they all clamber"We have little time to waste!" "Make sure to fill...

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Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien

WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's...

Stanley Cup: Toronto plans “We told you so!” parade

TORONTO - With the Carolina Hurricanes winning a Stanley...

Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...