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In lieu of jet, Ford to be carried on litter followed by rose petal–scattering virgins
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April 19, 2026
TORONTO — After weeks of controversy, Ontario Premier Doug Ford has scrapped plans to travel via a $30 million private jet, opting instead for...
PEI Finance Minister says new budget “Made in Nova Scotia!”
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April 15, 2026
CHARLOTTETOWN - PEI Finance Minister Jill Burridge has proudly proclaimed the province's upcoming budget plans to be "Made In Nova Scotia". Speaking with reporters...
Kim Ju Ae orders execution of field hockey rival
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April 12, 2026
SEOUL - According to reports from South Korean intelligence officials, Kim Ju Ae, the daughter of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, has ordered...
Scientists confirm that everything you hate is AI
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March 30, 2026
OTTAWA - New research has confirmed what many in the modern world have suspected: Everything you hate was AI generated. The study, conducted by Dr....
Houston promises to cancel budget cuts if Doug Ford tells him to
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March 5, 2026
HALIFAX - In the face of opposition over sweeping budget cuts recently announced by his government, Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston has said that...
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Hegseth Appoints New Deputy: Love Sausage
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October 24, 2026
Tearful Danielle Smith says Albertans being treated like Atlantic Canadians
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September 20, 2026
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EDMONTON — As Albertans prepare for next month's separation...
Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates
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September 3, 2026
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SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing...
Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec
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September 1, 2026
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CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...
Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements
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August 25, 2026
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OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...