Hegseth Appoints New Deputy: Love Sausage
WASHINGTON, DC – As part of a spate of new hires, a new American Deputy Secretary of Defense has been named in the form...
Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates
SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing in the NHL after famously obnoxious player Evander Kane was called out for his obnoxious...
USA elimination comes as disappointment to Americans and absolutely no one else
SEATTLE - The US Men's National Team's elimination in the round of 16 at the FIFA World Cup has been met with disappointment by...
Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien
WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's capital today as Americans gather to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the time Will Smith...
Stanley Cup: Toronto plans “We told you so!” parade
TORONTO - With the Carolina Hurricanes winning a Stanley Cup final that saw Vegas Golden Knights, and former Maple Leafs, forward Mitch Marner held...