Racist mom insists she’s not turned on by Diljit Dosanjh
OTTAWA - In the midst of widespread online celebration of Diljit Dosanjh, local racist mom Andrea McAllister is insisting she is not aroused by...
Scientists confirm that everything you hate is AI
OTTAWA - New research has confirmed what many in the modern world have suspected: Everything you hate was AI generated.
The study, conducted by Dr....
Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be glued to their TV sets for tomorrow's highly-anticipated USA-Canada Gold Medal final, local nerd Lance...
Tragic! Sexy mechanic severs spine while seductively inspecting engine
LOWER SACKVILLE - In a horrifying scene, local sexy mechanic Hilary Palance was left paralyzed after her spinal cord snapped while she was seductively...
Elderly Queers complain that Pride is too damned loud
HALIFAX - As the city embarks on its annual Pride festivities, older members of the LGBTQ+ community are finding themselves annoyed with just how...