PSA: Not all Karens are Bad
We here at The Empty Press would like to take a moment to register our frustration with a recent trend.
The colloquialism "Karen" used...
Diversity initiative results in company hiring record number of White people
OTTAWA - Executives at Lawrence Dynamics are touting the success of their recent Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) initiative, after an adjustment to their...
Man worried he may have been talking to himself out loud this whole time
HALIFAX - A moment of panic hit Steve Coleman, 37, of Lower Sackville, after he found himself wondering if his internal-monologue may actually have...
Local asshole says “thank you” without adding “so much”
DARTMOUTH - The community was left aghast, once again, this week, after local dickhead Derek Osment responded to Kent Building Supplies employee Marek Svehla's...
Employee improves productivity by playing YouTube videos at 1.5x speed
THE OFFICE - Afini Turnbull in Sales has scored another win for the home office, today, after recognising she can improve her already-impressive performance...