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Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be glued to their TV sets for tomorrow's highly-anticipated USA-Canada Gold Medal final, local nerd Lance...

Country in mourning after thing that “doesn’t happen in Canada” happens, again

OTTAWA - The entire nation is reeling, today after a mass-shooting, which everyone agrees "doesn't happen in Canada", happened, again. Following the horrific tragedy...

Canadian Winter Olympians set out to prove that they’re the best at sports that only rich White people play

MILAN - As the 2026 Winter Olympics kick off, Canadian athletes are eager to prove that they're the best at sports that only rich...

Problem with ICE beautifully articulated by all-White panel.

HALIFAX - In the wake of protests and inflamed tensions in the United States, the issues with the actions of Immigration and Customs Enforcement...

Tragic! Sexy mechanic severs spine while seductively inspecting engine

LOWER SACKVILLE - In a horrifying scene, local sexy mechanic Hilary Palance was left paralyzed after her spinal cord snapped while she was seductively...

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Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...

Five potential names for an independent Alberta

Since the good people of Alberta will be holding...

Development debate leaves Haligonians torn between hatred of South Enders and hatred of Dal students

HALIFAX - A recent controversy over developments in the...