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Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be glued to their TV sets for tomorrow's highly-anticipated USA-Canada Gold Medal final, local nerd Lance...

Country in mourning after thing that “doesn’t happen in Canada” happens, again

OTTAWA - The entire nation is reeling, today after a mass-shooting, which everyone agrees "doesn't happen in Canada", happened, again. Following the horrific tragedy...

Canadian Winter Olympians set out to prove that they’re the best at sports that only rich White people play

MILAN - As the 2026 Winter Olympics kick off, Canadian athletes are eager to prove that they're the best at sports that only rich...

Problem with ICE beautifully articulated by all-White panel.

HALIFAX - In the wake of protests and inflamed tensions in the United States, the issues with the actions of Immigration and Customs Enforcement...

Tragic! Sexy mechanic severs spine while seductively inspecting engine

LOWER SACKVILLE - In a horrifying scene, local sexy mechanic Hilary Palance was left paralyzed after her spinal cord snapped while she was seductively...

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Chender criticises Houston for going to Wolfville

HALIFAX - After an ugly scene in which Nova...

Nova Scotians to honour John Hamm by spending Sunday bored and miserable

HALIFAX - With the passing of former Nova Scotia...

USA elimination comes as disappointment to Americans and absolutely no one else

SEATTLE - The US Men's National Team's elimination in...

Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien

WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's...