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Scientists confirm that everything you hate is AI

OTTAWA - New research has confirmed what many in the modern world have suspected: Everything you hate was AI generated. The study, conducted by Dr....

Houston promises to cancel budget cuts if Doug Ford tells him to

HALIFAX - In the face of opposition over sweeping budget cuts recently announced by his government, Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston has said that...

Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as attendees of Megadeth's Halifax stop of their "Killing Road" tour were massacred by the ghost...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex...

“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI

WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism, MAGA-hat wearing members of the Olympic-champion USA Men's Hockey team insisted that their post victory...

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Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates

SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing...

Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec

CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...

Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements

OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...

Gazan child hopes to live as long as Hayden Panettiere

GAZA CITY - As the world mourns the tragic...