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Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex...

Country in mourning after thing that “doesn’t happen in Canada” happens, again

OTTAWA - The entire nation is reeling, today after a mass-shooting, which everyone agrees "doesn't happen in Canada", happened, again. Following the horrific tragedy...

Problem with ICE beautifully articulated by all-White panel.

HALIFAX - In the wake of protests and inflamed tensions in the United States, the issues with the actions of Immigration and Customs Enforcement...

Tragic! Sexy mechanic severs spine while seductively inspecting engine

LOWER SACKVILLE - In a horrifying scene, local sexy mechanic Hilary Palance was left paralyzed after her spinal cord snapped while she was seductively...

Houston warns Nova Scotians to check their pets for illegal dispensaries

HALIFAX - Nova Scotian Premier Tim Houston is advising Nova Scotians to check their cats and dogs for illegal cannabis dispensaries. In a statement at...

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Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates

SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing...

Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec

CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...

Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements

OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...

Gazan child hopes to live as long as Hayden Panettiere

GAZA CITY - As the world mourns the tragic...