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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs
HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as attendees of Megadeth's Halifax stop of their "Killing Road" tour were massacred by the ghost...
Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex
REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex...
Country in mourning after thing that “doesn’t happen in Canada” happens, again
OTTAWA - The entire nation is reeling, today after a mass-shooting, which everyone agrees "doesn't happen in Canada", happened, again.
Following the horrific tragedy...
Problem with ICE beautifully articulated by all-White panel.
HALIFAX - In the wake of protests and inflamed tensions in the United States, the issues with the actions of Immigration and Customs Enforcement...
Tragic! Sexy mechanic severs spine while seductively inspecting engine
LOWER SACKVILLE - In a horrifying scene, local sexy mechanic Hilary Palance was left paralyzed after her spinal cord snapped while she was seductively...