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Country in mourning after thing that “doesn’t happen in Canada” happens, again
OTTAWA - The entire nation is reeling, today after a mass-shooting, which everyone agrees "doesn't happen in Canada", happened, again.
Following the horrific tragedy...
Problem with ICE beautifully articulated by all-White panel.
HALIFAX - In the wake of protests and inflamed tensions in the United States, the issues with the actions of Immigration and Customs Enforcement...
Tragic! Sexy mechanic severs spine while seductively inspecting engine
LOWER SACKVILLE - In a horrifying scene, local sexy mechanic Hilary Palance was left paralyzed after her spinal cord snapped while she was seductively...
Houston warns Nova Scotians to check their pets for illegal dispensaries
HALIFAX - Nova Scotian Premier Tim Houston is advising Nova Scotians to check their cats and dogs for illegal cannabis dispensaries.
In a statement at...
Now that toys delivered, Elves go back to killing Orcs and all others who dare to stand in their path
NORTH POLE - With Christmas past and toys delivered, elves are free to return to battling orcs and goblins and various other forms of...