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Genetic Genealogists uncover long-lost Edison Triplet
National
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March 10, 2024
OTTAWA - Genetic Geneaology has made headlines around the world in recent years, and today was no exception, when a team of experts announced...
UK concerned that returning artifacts will expose just how lame their country is
World
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March 10, 2024
LONDON - Prime Minister Rishi Sunak bristled, today, at the suggestion that many nations, particularly colonial powers, should repatriate artifacts acquired from other nations,...
Whistleblower turns up dead after revealing that The Sphere is really a spherical cap
World
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March 10, 2024
LAS VEGAS - Another mysterious death was added to the annals of Vegas gangsterism after the body of Tyler Ericsson was found on the...
Worst person on Earth stands at gate before their zone is called
World
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March 10, 2024
NEW YORK - Notorious degenerate Arthur Talmidge of East Rutherford struck again this week when, with malice aforethought, he opted to stand in line...
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Stanley Cup: Toronto plans “We told you so!” parade
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June 15, 2026
Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice
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June 13, 2026
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TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...
Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question
National
June 8, 2026
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OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...
Five potential names for an independent Alberta
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May 23, 2026
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Since the good people of Alberta will be holding...
Development debate leaves Haligonians torn between hatred of South Enders and hatred of Dal students
National
May 20, 2026
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HALIFAX - A recent controversy over developments in the...