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Genetic Genealogists uncover long-lost Edison Triplet
National
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March 10, 2024
OTTAWA - Genetic Geneaology has made headlines around the world in recent years, and today was no exception, when a team of experts announced...
UK concerned that returning artifacts will expose just how lame their country is
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March 10, 2024
LONDON - Prime Minister Rishi Sunak bristled, today, at the suggestion that many nations, particularly colonial powers, should repatriate artifacts acquired from other nations,...
Whistleblower turns up dead after revealing that The Sphere is really a spherical cap
World
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March 10, 2024
LAS VEGAS - Another mysterious death was added to the annals of Vegas gangsterism after the body of Tyler Ericsson was found on the...
Worst person on Earth stands at gate before their zone is called
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March 10, 2024
NEW YORK - Notorious degenerate Arthur Talmidge of East Rutherford struck again this week when, with malice aforethought, he opted to stand in line...
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In lieu of jet, Ford to be carried on litter followed by rose petal–scattering virgins
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April 19, 2026
PEI Finance Minister says new budget “Made in Nova Scotia!”
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April 15, 2026
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CHARLOTTETOWN - PEI Finance Minister Jill Burridge has proudly...
Kim Ju Ae orders execution of field hockey rival
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April 12, 2026
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SEOUL - According to reports from South Korean intelligence...
Scientists confirm that everything you hate is AI
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March 30, 2026
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OTTAWA - New research has confirmed what many in...
Houston promises to cancel budget cuts if Doug Ford tells him to
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March 5, 2026
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HALIFAX - In the face of opposition over sweeping...