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Man worried he may have been talking to himself out loud this whole time

HALIFAX - A moment of panic hit Steve Coleman, 37, of Lower Sackville, after he found himself wondering if his internal-monologue may actually have...

Finale of World War II drama just 72-minute take of a White man masturbating

LOS ANGELES - Viewers of the third instalment in the Band of Brothers series, Masters of the Air, were treated to a unique experience...

White girl outraged by Robbie snub takes solace in knowledge that Gladstone didn’t win

LOS ANGELES - After being angered by the lack of an Oscar nomination for Margot Robbie, following her turn in box-office hit Barbie, noted...

Local asshole says “thank you” without adding “so much”

DARTMOUTH - The community was left aghast, once again, this week, after local dickhead Derek Osment responded to Kent Building Supplies employee Marek Svehla's...

Irate manager changes umpire’s mind

CANTON - A bad call in a Stark County Semi-Pro Baseball League today, after Louisville Barons manager Dave Benson charged home-plate and convinced Umpire...

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Connor McDavid’s parents file for conservatorship of son

EDMONTON - After his club was eliminated by the...

NHL to award Lady Byng Trophy to President Donald J. Trump

NEW YORK CITY - As the NHL begins its...

In lieu of jet, Ford to be carried on litter followed by rose petal–scattering virgins

TORONTO — After weeks of controversy, Ontario Premier Doug...

PEI Finance Minister says new budget “Made in Nova Scotia!”

CHARLOTTETOWN - PEI Finance Minister Jill Burridge has proudly...