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Diversity initiative results in company hiring record number of White people

OTTAWA - Executives at Lawrence Dynamics are touting the success of their recent Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) initiative, after an adjustment to their...

Jeremy Cockrill apologises for saying he’s human

REGINA - After responding to concerns about the province's education system from a grieving mother by flippantly asking her if she wanted him to...

Matthews prepares for playoffs by failing to score important goal

TORONTO - After failing to reach the magical 70-goal plateau, Maple Leafs centre Auston Matthews explained that his inability to score the milestone marker...

Biden campaign promises to Make America Ferrera Again

WASHINGTON - With a campaign in full swing, President Joe Biden's re-election team has opted for a slogan that counters his opponent’s famed "Make...

NS Government proposes augmenting EMS with fleet of Boo-Boo kissing Grandmas

HALIFAX - After announcing his plans to create the Nova Scotia Guard, a collection of volunteers to be leveraged in emergencies, as opposed to...

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Tearful Danielle Smith says Albertans being treated like Atlantic Canadians

EDMONTON — As Albertans prepare for next month's separation...

Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates

SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing...

Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec

CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...

Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements

OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...