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Rempe looking forward to a long career that he doesn’t remember
NEW YORK - Currently serving a four-game suspension for elbowing, Rangers rookie Matt Rempe has found himself with a free moment to consider his...
White girl outraged by Robbie snub takes solace in knowledge that Gladstone didn’t win
LOS ANGELES - After being angered by the lack of an Oscar nomination for Margot Robbie, following her turn in box-office hit Barbie, noted...
Local asshole says “thank you” without adding “so much”
DARTMOUTH - The community was left aghast, once again, this week, after local dickhead Derek Osment responded to Kent Building Supplies employee Marek Svehla's...
Irate manager changes umpire’s mind
CANTON - A bad call in a Stark County Semi-Pro Baseball League today, after Louisville Barons manager Dave Benson charged home-plate and convinced Umpire...
Employee improves productivity by playing YouTube videos at 1.5x speed
THE OFFICE - Afini Turnbull in Sales has scored another win for the home office, today, after recognising she can improve her already-impressive performance...