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Toenail clipping completes record-setting Transatlantic journey

ST. JOHN'S - Chatter in local pubs, today, appears to be centred around a nail-piece from the big toe of Aaron Walsh, which travelled...

Society of Ornithologists condemns Nelly Furtado for defaming Avians

OTTAWA - Officials at the Royal Institute of Ornithology are condemning Canadian songstress Nelly Furtado's signature song "I'm Like a Bird", for lyrics that...

Cancer cells cause pain and suffering by stealing resources and territory from cells that were there first

LONDON - With multiple members of the British Royal Family having revealed that they are dealing with a cancer diagnosis, many individuals are seeking...

On eve of Mulroney funeral, Indo-Canadians send their condolences to Ireland

OTTAWA - With preparations underway for tomorrow's state funeral for former Prime Minister Brian Mulroney, many Canadians of Indian ancestry are responding by sending...

Equinox: Nova Scotia officially enters Just Tell Me What Fucking Jacket to Wear Season

HALIFAX - As the planet Earth completed a quarter of orbit its orbit around the Sun, marking the official start of Spring, it also...

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Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...

Five potential names for an independent Alberta

Since the good people of Alberta will be holding...

Development debate leaves Haligonians torn between hatred of South Enders and hatred of Dal students

HALIFAX - A recent controversy over developments in the...