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Bike lane pause part of Fillmore’s plan to remind everyone he’s mayor by pissing everyone off

HALIFAX - Haligonian mayor Andy Fillmore explained that his recent controversial proposal to pause the construction of bike lanes is part of his larger...

Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters

TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities threatening action against his government's controversial "Bill 5", Premier Doug Ford is pushing to declare...

Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs suffered a Game-7 loss to the Florida Panthers, the victorious squad has offered to raise...

NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of reporters at the NHL's front office, Commissioner Gary Bettman proudly announced the league's new sponsorship...

Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of Mark Carney's Liberal government, Canadians are feeling hopeful that their suddenly completely-uninteresting political landscape will...

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Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec

CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...

Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements

OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...

Gazan child hopes to live as long as Hayden Panettiere

GAZA CITY - As the world mourns the tragic...

Fréchette defends racist policing as part of Québécois heritage

QUEBEC CITY - As the province comes to grips...