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Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of Mark Carney's Liberal government, Canadians are feeling hopeful that their suddenly completely-uninteresting political landscape will...

Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared out their lockers following a season that saw the rebuilding organisation finish at the bottom...

NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently during Alexander Ovechkin's record-breaking performances in Washington and Long Island, the NHL's brass is vociferously...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing intense criticism in his home country for his cozy relationship with American President Donald Trump,...

Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls through its hotly-anticipated third season, fans are hoping for some resolution to the mystery of...

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Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates

SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing...

Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec

CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...

Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements

OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...

Gazan child hopes to live as long as Hayden Panettiere

GAZA CITY - As the world mourns the tragic...