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New York terrorised by teens randomly approaching strangers and telling them the pizza sucks

NEW YORK CITY - Gotham residents are reeling, and lamenting a decline in public safety, following a spate of seemingly randoms attacks by groups...

Haligonians looking forward to annual Jazz Festiddy vestiddy bee doop bop bop..

HALIFAX - Residents of the old Ocean Playground are pullin' up a chair and raisin' an ear to the sweet stylings of the Halifax...

Londoners irate after rain delay interrupted by tennis match

WIMBLEDON - Residents of the capital of the United Kingdom are finding themselves furious after their yearly celebration of rain delays was rudely interrupted...

Nova Scotia facing ocular-health crisis due to drivers instinctively rolling eyes at Alberta license plates

HALIFAX - The Nova Scotian College of Ophthalmologists is issuing a public health warning after identifying an increasing trend of muscular strain in patients...

Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 3

Hi there! Welcome to Part 3 of our overly-long running series, here's a link to Part 2. Before we begin, we'd like to point out...

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Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien

WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's...

Stanley Cup: Toronto plans “We told you so!” parade

TORONTO - With the Carolina Hurricanes winning a Stanley...

Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...