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Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 3

Hi there! Welcome to Part 3 of our overly-long running series, here's a link to Part 2. Before we begin, we'd like to point out...

Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 2

Welcome! We trust everyone had a nice break, so let's get back to it, shall we? (Ed.: You can find Part 1, here) Okay, what on...

Sikhs! They’re just like us! – Part 1

Big news! We've added a blog.. to our blog. In this space we're going to periodically post content that is 30% less satirical and...

Proprietor of overbooked bovine fecal matter collection agency doesn’t have time for your bullshit

KELOWNA - Cindy MacIsaac, owner of MacIsaac's Bovine Dung Collection, Inc. is informing possible customers that she can no longer accept orders due to...

Moron still thinks George RR Martin is working on ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’

MEDICINE HAT - As the second season of of House of the Dragon premieres, local dumbass Steve Cantor remains convinced that author George RR...

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Connor McDavid’s parents file for conservatorship of son

EDMONTON - After his club was eliminated by the...

NHL to award Lady Byng Trophy to President Donald J. Trump

NEW YORK CITY - As the NHL begins its...

In lieu of jet, Ford to be carried on litter followed by rose petal–scattering virgins

TORONTO — After weeks of controversy, Ontario Premier Doug...

PEI Finance Minister says new budget “Made in Nova Scotia!”

CHARLOTTETOWN - PEI Finance Minister Jill Burridge has proudly...