Exclusive articles:
Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation
We here at The Empty Press blame our first-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...
Excitement builds for quadrennial gathering of aspiring Reality TV stars
PARIS - As the City of Lights readies itself to host the 2024 Summer Olympics, many athletes are looking forward to their chance to...
Honda Indy Toronto to feature local flavour with old Punjabi men walking across track
TORONTO - As the city prepares for the 2024 edition of the Honda Indy, organisers have announced a new hazard for the elite open-wheel...
Halifax Pride events to include 90s retrospective panel with Ashley MacIsaac’s exes
HALIFAX - As the city prepares to kick off its annual Pride festival, some celebrants are taking a look at the past in the...
New York terrorised by teens randomly approaching strangers and telling them the pizza sucks
NEW YORK CITY - Gotham residents are reeling, and lamenting a decline in public safety, following a spate of seemingly randoms attacks by groups...