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Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation

We here at The Empty Press blame our First-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...

Excitement builds for quadrennial gathering of aspiring Reality TV stars

PARIS - As the City of Lights readies itself to host the 2024 Summer Olympics, many athletes are looking forward to their chance to...

Honda Indy Toronto to feature local flavour with old Punjabi men walking across track

TORONTO - As the city prepares for the 2024 edition of the Honda Indy, organisers have announced a new hazard for the elite open-wheel...

Halifax Pride events to include 90s retrospective panel with Ashley MacIsaac’s exes

HALIFAX - As the city prepares to kick off its annual Pride festival, some celebrants are taking a look at the past in the...

New York terrorised by teens randomly approaching strangers and telling them the pizza sucks

NEW YORK CITY - Gotham residents are reeling, and lamenting a decline in public safety, following a spate of seemingly randoms attacks by groups...

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Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...

Five potential names for an independent Alberta

Since the good people of Alberta will be holding...

Development debate leaves Haligonians torn between hatred of South Enders and hatred of Dal students

HALIFAX - A recent controversy over developments in the...