Tag: United States
USA elimination comes as disappointment to Americans and absolutely no one else
SEATTLE - The US Men's National Team's elimination in the round of 16 at the FIFA World Cup has been met with disappointment by...
Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien
WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's capital today as Americans gather to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the time Will Smith...
Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex
REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex...
Problem with ICE beautifully articulated by all-White panel.
HALIFAX - In the wake of protests and inflamed tensions in the United States, the issues with the actions of Immigration and Customs Enforcement...
Patel instructs all FBI agents to play “God of War”
WASHINGTON, DC - After eulogizing conservative influencer Charlie Kirk by stating that he will see him in "Valhalla", FBI Director Kash Patel is instruction...