Tag: United States
Patel instructs all FBI agents to play “God of War”
WASHINGTON, DC - After eulogizing conservative influencer Charlie Kirk by stating that he will see him in "Valhalla", FBI Director Kash Patel is instruction...
“Political violence is un-American!” says country that fought war of independence
WASHINGTON, DC - In the wake of the shocking assassination of conservative pundit Charlie Kirk, political violence is being condemned as the antithesis of...
NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”
NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently during Alexander Ovechkin's record-breaking performances in Washington and Long Island, the NHL's brass is vociferously...
“Fuck you, Democrats” or “We wouldn’t be in this mess if you cared about People of Colour as much as you claim to”
A lot of people are sad right now, and we get it. Some of those sad people are too sad, though, and should instead...
White women express outrage at election of man they voted for
WASHINGTON, DC - With major news outlets calling the 2024 United States Presidential Election in favour of Donald Trump, scores of White women are...