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Tragic scene after gamer drowns in unplayed titles

SACKVILLE - The community was in mourning today after local video game enthusiast Terry Pollack was found drowned in a deluge of unplayed titles. According...

Bike lane pause part of Fillmore’s plan to remind everyone he’s mayor by pissing everyone off

HALIFAX - Haligonian mayor Andy Fillmore explained that his recent controversial proposal to pause the construction of bike lanes is part of his larger...

Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters

TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities threatening action against his government's controversial "Bill 5", Premier Doug Ford is pushing to declare...

Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs suffered a Game-7 loss to the Florida Panthers, the victorious squad has offered to raise...

NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of reporters at the NHL's front office, Commissioner Gary Bettman proudly announced the league's new sponsorship...

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Connor McDavid’s parents file for conservatorship of son

EDMONTON - After his club was eliminated by the...

NHL to award Lady Byng Trophy to President Donald J. Trump

NEW YORK CITY - As the NHL begins its...

In lieu of jet, Ford to be carried on litter followed by rose petal–scattering virgins

TORONTO — After weeks of controversy, Ontario Premier Doug...

PEI Finance Minister says new budget “Made in Nova Scotia!”

CHARLOTTETOWN - PEI Finance Minister Jill Burridge has proudly...