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Trial concludes that Hockey Canada accusations 100% lies and that NO HOCKEY PLAYER HAS EVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HUMAN HISTORY
LONDON - With a unanimous acquittal, the judge in the Hockey Canada trial sent a clear message to the Canadian public that that not...
Elderly Queers complain that Pride is too damned loud
HALIFAX - As the city embarks on its annual Pride festivities, older members of the LGBTQ+ community are finding themselves annoyed with just how...
Tragic scene after gamer drowns in unplayed titles
SACKVILLE - The community was in mourning today after local video game enthusiast Terry Pollack was found drowned in a deluge of unplayed titles.
According...
Bike lane pause part of Fillmore’s plan to remind everyone he’s mayor by pissing everyone off
HALIFAX - Haligonian mayor Andy Fillmore explained that his recent controversial proposal to pause the construction of bike lanes is part of his larger...
Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters
TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities threatening action against his government's controversial "Bill 5", Premier Doug Ford is pushing to declare...