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Tragic! Sexy mechanic severs spine while seductively inspecting engine

LOWER SACKVILLE - In a horrifying scene, local sexy mechanic Hilary Palance was left paralyzed after her spinal cord snapped while she was seductively...

Houston warns Nova Scotians to check their pets for illegal dispensaries

HALIFAX - Nova Scotian Premier Tim Houston is advising Nova Scotians to check their cats and dogs for illegal cannabis dispensaries. In a statement at...

Now that toys delivered, Elves go back to killing Orcs and all others who dare to stand in their path

NORTH POLE - With Christmas past and toys delivered, elves are free to return to battling orcs and goblins and various other forms of...

Mic Mac Mall Santa closes shop after another year with no visitors

HALIFAX - The Mic Mac Mall Santa packed in his supplies, yesterday, after spending winter season with minimal visitation. "It seems like folks just don't...

‘Heated Rivalry’ source of Pavlovian embarrassment after mom orgasms at Habs game

MONTREAL - A recent Canadiens match was the scene of embarrassment for one mother after the one-ice action combined with her fandom for the...

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Tearful Danielle Smith says Albertans being treated like Atlantic Canadians

EDMONTON — As Albertans prepare for next month's separation...

Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates

SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing...

Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec

CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...

Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements

OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...