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Toenail clipping completes record-setting Transatlantic journey

ST. JOHN'S - Chatter in local pubs, today, appears to be centred around a nail-piece from the big toe of Aaron Walsh, which travelled...

Society of Ornithologists condemns Nelly Furtado for defaming Avians

OTTAWA - Officials at the Royal Institute of Ornithology are condemning Canadian songstress Nelly Furtado's signature song "I'm Like a Bird", for lyrics that...

Cancer cells cause pain and suffering by stealing resources and territory from cells that were there first

LONDON - With multiple members of the British Royal Family having revealed that they are dealing with a cancer diagnosis, many individuals are seeking...

On eve of Mulroney funeral, Indo-Canadians send their condolences to Ireland

OTTAWA - With preparations underway for tomorrow's state funeral for former Prime Minister Brian Mulroney, many Canadians of Indian ancestry are responding by sending...

Equinox: Nova Scotia officially enters Just Tell Me What Fucking Jacket to Wear Season

HALIFAX - As the planet Earth completed a quarter of orbit its orbit around the Sun, marking the official start of Spring, it also...

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Chender criticises Houston for going to Wolfville

HALIFAX - After an ugly scene in which Nova...

Nova Scotians to honour John Hamm by spending Sunday bored and miserable

HALIFAX - With the passing of former Nova Scotia...

USA elimination comes as disappointment to Americans and absolutely no one else

SEATTLE - The US Men's National Team's elimination in...

Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien

WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's...