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UK concerned that returning artifacts will expose just how lame their country is
World
From The Desk
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March 10, 2024
LONDON - Prime Minister Rishi Sunak bristled, today, at the suggestion that many nations, particularly colonial powers, should repatriate artifacts acquired from other nations,...
Whistleblower turns up dead after revealing that The Sphere is really a spherical cap
World
From The Desk
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March 10, 2024
LAS VEGAS - Another mysterious death was added to the annals of Vegas gangsterism after the body of Tyler Ericsson was found on the...
Worst person on Earth stands at gate before their zone is called
World
From The Desk
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March 10, 2024
NEW YORK - Notorious degenerate Arthur Talmidge of East Rutherford struck again this week when, with malice aforethought, he opted to stand in line...
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Racist mom insists she’s not turned on by Diljit Dosanjh
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May 4, 2026
Connor McDavid’s parents file for conservatorship of son
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EDMONTON - After his club was eliminated by the...
NHL to award Lady Byng Trophy to President Donald J. Trump
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April 27, 2026
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NEW YORK CITY - As the NHL begins its...
In lieu of jet, Ford to be carried on litter followed by rose petal–scattering virgins
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April 19, 2026
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TORONTO — After weeks of controversy, Ontario Premier Doug...
PEI Finance Minister says new budget “Made in Nova Scotia!”
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April 15, 2026
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CHARLOTTETOWN - PEI Finance Minister Jill Burridge has proudly...