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UK concerned that returning artifacts will expose just how lame their country is

LONDON - Prime Minister Rishi Sunak bristled, today, at the suggestion that many nations, particularly colonial powers, should repatriate artifacts acquired from other nations,...

Whistleblower turns up dead after revealing that The Sphere is really a spherical cap

LAS VEGAS - Another mysterious death was added to the annals of Vegas gangsterism after the body of Tyler Ericsson was found on the...

Worst person on Earth stands at gate before their zone is called

NEW YORK - Notorious degenerate Arthur Talmidge of East Rutherford struck again this week when, with malice aforethought, he opted to stand in line...

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Connor McDavid’s parents file for conservatorship of son

EDMONTON - After his club was eliminated by the...

NHL to award Lady Byng Trophy to President Donald J. Trump

NEW YORK CITY - As the NHL begins its...

In lieu of jet, Ford to be carried on litter followed by rose petal–scattering virgins

TORONTO — After weeks of controversy, Ontario Premier Doug...

PEI Finance Minister says new budget “Made in Nova Scotia!”

CHARLOTTETOWN - PEI Finance Minister Jill Burridge has proudly...