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Pathetic Bachelor torn between support for Loblaw boycott and reliance on PC Meals

EDMONTON - Thirty-seven-year-old, unmarried, insurance adjuster Chris Reinhardt is finding himself in a bind as he balances his belief in the message being sent...

Rudy Gobert promises league and fans he won’t go anywhere near a glass of milk

MINNEAPOLIS - With news that traces of the H5N1 virus have been found in unpasteurised milk from infected cows, Timberwolves star Rudy Gobert has...

Calgarians concerned that more homes could lead to more people living in them

CALGARY - Recent efforts to rezone Calgarian communities to allow for more townhouses, duplexes and row houses has run up against opposition from citizens...

Mariko-sama commits seppuku outside offices of Nova Scotia Power

HALIFAX - Editor's Note: It was a shocking scene at sunset, yesterday, when our beloved Toda Mariko took her own life in protest of...

Diversity initiative results in company hiring record number of White people

OTTAWA - Executives at Lawrence Dynamics are touting the success of their recent Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) initiative, after an adjustment to their...

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Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...

Five potential names for an independent Alberta

Since the good people of Alberta will be holding...

Development debate leaves Haligonians torn between hatred of South Enders and hatred of Dal students

HALIFAX - A recent controversy over developments in the...