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Province led by Climate Change deniers on fire for some reason

EDMONTON - With a forest fire threatening the city of Fort McMurray, Alberta, officials in the province are expressing bemusement as to what may...

NYC officially adopts motto “Sir, you can’t sit there”

NEW YORK CITY - Eric Adams, Mayor of New York City, chose today's morning briefing to announce his latest initiative for the nation's largest...

A&W’s ‘Blue Jays Win, You Win’ promotion going exactly as planned

TORONTO - It was a calm and pleasant mood at A&W headquarters, this week, as another poor showing by the Toronto Blue Jays meant...

Curse of Oak Island announces incredible discovery of 12th season

HALIFAX - Producers of the popular History Channel series "The Curse of Oak Island" released stunning news, yesterday, announcing the discovery of a 12th...

Leafs brass promises to address team’s problems by trading away more first round picks

TORONTO - Following another tough elimination early in the Stanley Cup playoffs, Maple Leafs executives have stated that they intend to improve the club’s...

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Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien

WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's...

Stanley Cup: Toronto plans “We told you so!” parade

TORONTO - With the Carolina Hurricanes winning a Stanley...

Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...