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A&W’s ‘Blue Jays Win, You Win’ promotion going exactly as planned

TORONTO - It was a calm and pleasant mood at A&W headquarters, this week, as another poor showing by the Toronto Blue Jays meant...

Curse of Oak Island announces incredible discovery of 12th season

HALIFAX - Producers of the popular History Channel series "The Curse of Oak Island" released stunning news, yesterday, announcing the discovery of a 12th...

Leafs brass promises to address team’s problems by trading away more first round picks

TORONTO - Following another tough elimination early in the Stanley Cup playoffs, Maple Leafs executives have stated that they intend to improve the club’s...

AI calculates ideal museum navigation route for people with OCD

NEW YORK CITY - Machine Learning firm Navigational Dynamics has announced the development of a mobile application, rOuteCD, that can plot the perfect path...

PSA: Not all Karens are Bad

We here at The Empty Press would like to take a moment to register our frustration with a recent trend. The colloquialism "Karen" used...

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Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...

Five potential names for an independent Alberta

Since the good people of Alberta will be holding...

Development debate leaves Haligonians torn between hatred of South Enders and hatred of Dal students

HALIFAX - A recent controversy over developments in the...