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PSA: Not all Karens are Bad
We here at The Empty Press would like to take a moment to register our frustration with a recent trend.
The colloquialism "Karen" used...
Pathetic Bachelor torn between support for Loblaw boycott and reliance on PC Meals
EDMONTON - Thirty-seven-year-old, unmarried, insurance adjuster Chris Reinhardt is finding himself in a bind as he balances his belief in the message being sent...
Rudy Gobert promises league and fans he won’t go anywhere near a glass of milk
MINNEAPOLIS - With news that traces of the H5N1 virus have been found in unpasteurised milk from infected cows, Timberwolves star Rudy Gobert has...
Calgarians concerned that more homes could lead to more people living in them
CALGARY - Recent efforts to rezone Calgarian communities to allow for more townhouses, duplexes and row houses has run up against opposition from citizens...
Mariko-sama commits seppuku outside offices of Nova Scotia Power
HALIFAX - Editor's Note: It was a shocking scene at sunset, yesterday, when our beloved Toda Mariko took her own life in protest of...