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Jeremy Cockrill apologises for saying he’s human

REGINA - After responding to concerns about the province's education system from a grieving mother by flippantly asking her if she wanted him to...

Matthews prepares for playoffs by failing to score important goal

TORONTO - After failing to reach the magical 70-goal plateau, Maple Leafs centre Auston Matthews explained that his inability to score the milestone marker...

Biden campaign promises to Make America Ferrera Again

WASHINGTON - With a campaign in full swing, President Joe Biden's re-election team has opted for a slogan that counters his opponent’s famed "Make...

NS Government proposes augmenting EMS with fleet of Boo-Boo kissing Grandmas

HALIFAX - After announcing his plans to create the Nova Scotia Guard, a collection of volunteers to be leveraged in emergencies, as opposed to...

Houston insists Bill 419 need not concern Nova Scotians and their sweet, delicious, organs

HALIFAX - With the passing of Nova Scotia's Financial Measures Act, granting the government access to patients' personal medical records, Premier Tim Houston and...

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Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...

Five potential names for an independent Alberta

Since the good people of Alberta will be holding...

Development debate leaves Haligonians torn between hatred of South Enders and hatred of Dal students

HALIFAX - A recent controversy over developments in the...