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Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was

OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...

Proprietor of overbooked bovine fecal matter collection agency doesn’t have time for your bullshit

KELOWNA - Cindy MacIsaac, owner of MacIsaac's Bovine Dung Collection, Inc. is informing possible customers that she can no longer accept orders due to...

Moron still thinks George RR Martin is working on ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’

MEDICINE HAT - As the second season of of House of the Dragon premieres, local dumbass Steve Cantor remains convinced that author George RR...

Nation can’t decide if it’s sick of Ryan Reynolds

OTTAWA - As Canada deals with a litany of issues, from a housing crisis, to crippling unemployment, and a stagnant economy, one matter of...

Netanyahu thanks Hamas for kidnapping so many pretty girls

TEL AVIV - In what some are viewing as a positive step towards ending the destructive Gaza War, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is...

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Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates

SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing...

Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec

CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...

Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements

OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...

Gazan child hopes to live as long as Hayden Panettiere

GAZA CITY - As the world mourns the tragic...