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Rudy Gobert promises league and fans he won’t go anywhere near a glass of milk

MINNEAPOLIS - With news that traces of the H5N1 virus have been found in unpasteurised milk from infected cows, Timberwolves star Rudy Gobert has...

Calgarians concerned that more homes could lead to more people living in them

CALGARY - Recent efforts to rezone Calgarian communities to allow for more townhouses, duplexes and row houses has run up against opposition from citizens...

Mariko-sama commits seppuku outside offices of Nova Scotia Power

HALIFAX - Editor's Note: It was a shocking scene at sunset, yesterday, when our beloved Toda Mariko took her own life in protest of...

Diversity initiative results in company hiring record number of White people

OTTAWA - Executives at Lawrence Dynamics are touting the success of their recent Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) initiative, after an adjustment to their...

Jeremy Cockrill apologises for saying he’s human

REGINA - After responding to concerns about the province's education system from a grieving mother by flippantly asking her if she wanted him to...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...