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Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien

WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's capital today as Americans gather to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the time Will Smith...

Stanley Cup: Toronto plans “We told you so!” parade

TORONTO - With the Carolina Hurricanes winning a Stanley Cup final that saw Vegas Golden Knights, and former Maple Leafs, forward Mitch Marner held...

Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw the Canadian Men's National Soccer Team earn its first-ever point at the FIFA World Cup,...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled today after Louise Arbour failed the necessary skill-testing questioning. As per protocol, the swearing-in ceremony...

Five potential names for an independent Alberta

Since the good people of Alberta will be holding a secession referendum after a century of us pathetic Atlantic Canadians leeching off the wealth...

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Fréchette defends racist policing as part of Québécois heritage

QUEBEC CITY - As the province comes to grips...

Chender criticises Houston for going to Wolfville

HALIFAX - After an ugly scene in which Nova...

Nova Scotians to honour John Hamm by spending Sunday bored and miserable

HALIFAX - With the passing of former Nova Scotia...