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Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex
REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex...
“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI
WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism, MAGA-hat wearing members of the Olympic-champion USA Men's Hockey team insisted that their post victory...
Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be glued to their TV sets for tomorrow's highly-anticipated USA-Canada Gold Medal final, local nerd Lance...
Country in mourning after thing that “doesn’t happen in Canada” happens, again
OTTAWA - The entire nation is reeling, today after a mass-shooting, which everyone agrees "doesn't happen in Canada", happened, again.
Following the horrific tragedy...
Canadian Winter Olympians set out to prove that they’re the best at sports that only rich White people play
MILAN - As the 2026 Winter Olympics kick off, Canadian athletes are eager to prove that they're the best at sports that only rich...