Biden campaign promises to Make America Ferrera Again
WASHINGTON - With a campaign in full swing, President Joe Biden's re-election team has opted for a slogan that counters his opponent’s famed "Make...
Toenail clipping completes record-setting Transatlantic journey
ST. JOHN'S - Chatter in local pubs, today, appears to be centred around a nail-piece from the big toe of Aaron Walsh, which travelled...
Cancer cells cause pain and suffering by stealing resources and territory from cells that were there first
LONDON - With multiple members of the British Royal Family having revealed that they are dealing with a cancer diagnosis, many individuals are seeking...
Japan concerned that popularity of Shogun could lead to even more tourism from American Geeks
TOKYO - Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida expressed concern, today, that the strong following for hit FX miniseries Shogun could lead to a further...
UK concerned that returning artifacts will expose just how lame their country is
LONDON - Prime Minister Rishi Sunak bristled, today, at the suggestion that many nations, particularly colonial powers, should repatriate artifacts acquired from other nations,...