Cancer cells cause pain and suffering by stealing resources and territory from cells that were there first
LONDON - With multiple members of the British Royal Family having revealed that they are dealing with a cancer diagnosis, many individuals are seeking...
Japan concerned that popularity of Shogun could lead to even more tourism from American Geeks
TOKYO - Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida expressed concern, today, that the strong following for hit FX miniseries Shogun could lead to a further...
UK concerned that returning artifacts will expose just how lame their country is
LONDON - Prime Minister Rishi Sunak bristled, today, at the suggestion that many nations, particularly colonial powers, should repatriate artifacts acquired from other nations,...
Whistleblower turns up dead after revealing that The Sphere is really a spherical cap
LAS VEGAS - Another mysterious death was added to the annals of Vegas gangsterism after the body of Tyler Ericsson was found on the...
Worst person on Earth stands at gate before their zone is called
NEW YORK - Notorious degenerate Arthur Talmidge of East Rutherford struck again this week when, with malice aforethought, he opted to stand in line...