Now that toys delivered, Elves go back to killing Orcs and all others who dare to stand in their path
NORTH POLE - With Christmas past and toys delivered, elves are free to return to battling orcs and goblins and various other forms of...
Mic Mac Mall Santa closes shop after another year with no visitors
HALIFAX - The Mic Mac Mall Santa packed in his supplies, yesterday, after spending winter season with minimal visitation.
"It seems like folks just don't...
‘Heated Rivalry’ source of Pavlovian embarrassment after mom orgasms at Habs game
MONTREAL - A recent Canadiens match was the scene of embarrassment for one mother after the one-ice action combined with her fandom for the...
Season of the Wood
"The time has come now children!"Hurry please!", I shout, "Make haste!"Down the steps they all clamber"We have little time to waste!"
"Make sure to fill...
Jays fans take comfort in knowledge that they can still hate Shapiro and Atkins
OTTAWA - After a disappointing Game 7 loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in the 2025 World Series, fans of the Toronto Blue Jays...