Tragic scene after gamer drowns in unplayed titles
SACKVILLE - The community was in mourning today after local video game enthusiast Terry Pollack was found drowned in a deluge of unplayed titles.
According...
Proprietor of overbooked bovine fecal matter collection agency doesn’t have time for your bullshit
KELOWNA - Cindy MacIsaac, owner of MacIsaac's Bovine Dung Collection, Inc. is informing possible customers that she can no longer accept orders due to...
PSA: Not all Karens are Bad
We here at The Empty Press would like to take a moment to register our frustration with a recent trend.
The colloquialism "Karen" used...
Diversity initiative results in company hiring record number of White people
OTTAWA - Executives at Lawrence Dynamics are touting the success of their recent Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) initiative, after an adjustment to their...
Man worried he may have been talking to himself out loud this whole time
HALIFAX - A moment of panic hit Steve Coleman, 37, of Lower Sackville, after he found himself wondering if his internal-monologue may actually have...