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PSA: Not all Karens are Bad

We here at The Empty Press would like to take a moment to register our frustration with a recent trend. The colloquialism "Karen" used...

Pathetic Bachelor torn between support for Loblaw boycott and reliance on PC Meals

EDMONTON - Thirty-seven-year-old, unmarried, insurance adjuster Chris Reinhardt is finding himself in a bind as he balances his belief in the message being sent...

Calgarians concerned that more homes could lead to more people living in them

CALGARY - Recent efforts to rezone Calgarian communities to allow for more townhouses, duplexes and row houses has run up against opposition from citizens...

Mariko-sama commits seppuku outside offices of Nova Scotia Power

HALIFAX - Editor's Note: It was a shocking scene at sunset, yesterday, when our beloved Toda Mariko took her own life in protest of...

Diversity initiative results in company hiring record number of White people

OTTAWA - Executives at Lawrence Dynamics are touting the success of their recent Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) initiative, after an adjustment to their...

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Chender criticises Houston for going to Wolfville

HALIFAX - After an ugly scene in which Nova...

Nova Scotians to honour John Hamm by spending Sunday bored and miserable

HALIFAX - With the passing of former Nova Scotia...

USA elimination comes as disappointment to Americans and absolutely no one else

SEATTLE - The US Men's National Team's elimination in...

Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien

WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's...