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Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada at the 4 Nations Face-Off Tournament, Nova Scotians are finding themselves struggling with the excitement...

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VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season, Vancouver Canucks management group is finding itself faced with the difficult choice of fixing a...

Hockey broadcaster outraged after disrespectful display of talent

NEW YORK CITY - NHL Analyst Steve Valiquette criticised New Jersey Devils star Jack Hughes, after the latter's breakaway attempt displayed a disrespectful degree...

Commentator who hates Soccer just happens to make a living talking about other sports

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Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players

FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...

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Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

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Development debate leaves Haligonians torn between hatred of South Enders and hatred of Dal students

HALIFAX - A recent controversy over developments in the...