Tag: Video Games

Patel instructs all FBI agents to play “God of War”

WASHINGTON, DC - After eulogizing conservative influencer Charlie Kirk by stating that he will see him in "Valhalla", FBI Director Kash Patel is instruction...

Tragic scene after gamer drowns in unplayed titles

SACKVILLE - The community was in mourning today after local video game enthusiast Terry Pollack was found drowned in a deluge of unplayed titles. According...

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PEI Finance Minister says new budget “Made in Nova Scotia!”

CHARLOTTETOWN - PEI Finance Minister Jill Burridge has proudly...

Kim Ju Ae orders execution of field hockey rival

SEOUL - According to reports from South Korean intelligence...

Scientists confirm that everything you hate is AI

OTTAWA - New research has confirmed what many in...

Houston promises to cancel budget cuts if Doug Ford tells him to

HALIFAX - In the face of opposition over sweeping...