Tag: Trump
NHL to award Lady Byng Trophy to President Donald J. Trump
NEW YORK CITY - As the NHL begins its process of announcing nominees for its major awards, word has come out that the league...
Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex
REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex...
“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI
WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism, MAGA-hat wearing members of the Olympic-champion USA Men's Hockey team insisted that their post victory...
“Fuck you, Democrats” or “We wouldn’t be in this mess if you cared about People of Colour as much as you claim to”
A lot of people are sad right now, and we get it. Some of those sad people are too sad, though, and should instead...