Tag: Sports
NHL to award Lady Byng Trophy to President Donald J. Trump
NEW YORK CITY - As the NHL begins its process of announcing nominees for its major awards, word has come out that the league...
“None of this is political!” insist hockey players wearing MAGA hats while singing Iraq War anthem and drinking beers with Director of the FBI
WASHINGTON, DC - In the face of mounting criticism, MAGA-hat wearing members of the Olympic-champion USA Men's Hockey team insisted that their post victory...
Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow
HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be glued to their TV sets for tomorrow's highly-anticipated USA-Canada Gold Medal final, local nerd Lance...
Canadian Winter Olympians set out to prove that they’re the best at sports that only rich White people play
MILAN - As the 2026 Winter Olympics kick off, Canadian athletes are eager to prove that they're the best at sports that only rich...
‘Heated Rivalry’ source of Pavlovian embarrassment after mom orgasms at Habs game
MONTREAL - A recent Canadiens match was the scene of embarrassment for one mother after the one-ice action combined with her fandom for the...