Tag: Ice Hockey
NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”
NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently during Alexander Ovechkin's record-breaking performances in Washington and Long Island, the NHL's brass is vociferously...
Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province
HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada at the 4 Nations Face-Off Tournament, Nova Scotians are finding themselves struggling with the excitement...
“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass
VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season, Vancouver Canucks management group is finding itself faced with the difficult choice of fixing a...
Dave Cameron called before Parliament to answer for his crimes
OTTAWA - In a rare move, MPs from all political parties unanimously agreed to call National Junior Hockey Team head coach Dave Cameron to...
Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players
FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...