Tag: Ice Hockey
“Like Sophie’s Choice!” Canucks brass struggles with choosing between perfectly nice guy and complete-and-total jackass
VANCOUVER - In the midst of a difficult season, Vancouver Canucks management group is finding itself faced with the difficult choice of fixing a...
Dave Cameron called before Parliament to answer for his crimes
OTTAWA - In a rare move, MPs from all political parties unanimously agreed to call National Junior Hockey Team head coach Dave Cameron to...
Stanley Cup parade organisers looking forward to confirming every negative stereotype about hockey players
FORT LAUDERDALE - With the Florida Panthers crowned NHL champions, organisers of the team's championship celebration festivities are excited for the opportunity to confirm...
Debate genius trounces all comers with well-timed salvo of “He hasn’t won the Cup!”
DARTMOUTH - An excited mass of reporters crowded into a small conference room, this morning, to get a chance to speak with Arnold Morris,...
Board tells Humboldt driver that he should have hit a Basketball team
OTTAWA - After affirming the deportation order of Jaskirat Sidhu, the trucker whose distracted driving lead to the Humboldt Disaster, the Immigration and Refugee...