Tag: Ice Hockey
Trial concludes that Hockey Canada accusations 100% lies and that NO HOCKEY PLAYER HAS EVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HUMAN HISTORY
LONDON - With a unanimous acquittal, the judge in the Hockey Canada trial sent a clear message to the Canadian public that that not...
Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom
TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs suffered a Game-7 loss to the Florida Panthers, the victorious squad has offered to raise...
NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada
NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of reporters at the NHL's front office, Commissioner Gary Bettman proudly announced the league's new sponsorship...
NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”
NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently during Alexander Ovechkin's record-breaking performances in Washington and Long Island, the NHL's brass is vociferously...
Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province
HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada at the 4 Nations Face-Off Tournament, Nova Scotians are finding themselves struggling with the excitement...