Tag: Ice Hockey

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be glued to their TV sets for tomorrow's highly-anticipated USA-Canada Gold Medal final, local nerd Lance...

‘Heated Rivalry’ source of Pavlovian embarrassment after mom orgasms at Habs game

MONTREAL - A recent Canadiens match was the scene of embarrassment for one mother after the one-ice action combined with her fandom for the...

Trial concludes that Hockey Canada accusations 100% lies and that NO HOCKEY PLAYER HAS EVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HUMAN HISTORY

LONDON - With a unanimous acquittal, the judge in the Hockey Canada trial sent a clear message to the Canadian public that that not...

Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs suffered a Game-7 loss to the Florida Panthers, the victorious squad has offered to raise...

NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of reporters at the NHL's front office, Commissioner Gary Bettman proudly announced the league's new sponsorship...

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Tearful Danielle Smith says Albertans being treated like Atlantic Canadians

EDMONTON — As Albertans prepare for next month's separation...

Obnoxious player criticised for obnoxious response to obnoxious behaviour of obnoxious teammates

SAN JOSE - A controversy appears to be brewing...

Chicoutimi win leaves residents hopeful that Feds might finally show some interest in Quebec

CHICOUTIMI - After Daniel Gobeil's win in the Chicoutimi–Le...

Outraged Canadians pretend they care about French language requirements

OTTAWA - After trade negotiations collapsed following demands from...