Tag: Entertainment
Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien
WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's capital today as Americans gather to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the time Will Smith...
Racist mom insists she’s not turned on by Diljit Dosanjh
OTTAWA - In the midst of widespread online celebration of Diljit Dosanjh, local racist mom Andrea McAllister is insisting she is not aroused by...
‘Heated Rivalry’ source of Pavlovian embarrassment after mom orgasms at Habs game
MONTREAL - A recent Canadiens match was the scene of embarrassment for one mother after the one-ice action combined with her fandom for the...
Tragic scene after gamer drowns in unplayed titles
SACKVILLE - The community was in mourning today after local video game enthusiast Terry Pollack was found drowned in a deluge of unplayed titles.
According...
Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”
TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared out their lockers following a season that saw the rebuilding organisation finish at the bottom...