Tag: Entertainment
Hegseth Appoints New Deputy: Love Sausage
WASHINGTON, DC – As part of a spate of new hires, a new American Deputy Secretary of Defense has been named in the form...
Gazan child hopes to live as long as Hayden Panettiere
GAZA CITY - As the world mourns the tragic passing of actress Hayden Panettiere, one Gazan child is expressing the hope that she might...
Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien
WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's capital today as Americans gather to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the time Will Smith...
Racist mom insists she’s not turned on by Diljit Dosanjh
OTTAWA - In the midst of widespread online celebration of Diljit Dosanjh, local racist mom Andrea McAllister is insisting she is not aroused by...
‘Heated Rivalry’ source of Pavlovian embarrassment after mom orgasms at Habs game
MONTREAL - A recent Canadiens match was the scene of embarrassment for one mother after the one-ice action combined with her fandom for the...