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Canadian soccer player subjected to racist comments because of course he fucking was

OTTAWA - Statements of shock were expressed by, we assume, White people, because literally no person of colour with half-a-fucking-brain should be remotely surprised,...

Proprietor of overbooked bovine fecal matter collection agency doesn’t have time for your bullshit

KELOWNA - Cindy MacIsaac, owner of MacIsaac's Bovine Dung Collection, Inc. is informing possible customers that she can no longer accept orders due to...

Moron still thinks George RR Martin is working on ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’

MEDICINE HAT - As the second season of of House of the Dragon premieres, local dumbass Steve Cantor remains convinced that author George RR...

Nation can’t decide if it’s sick of Ryan Reynolds

OTTAWA - As Canada deals with a litany of issues, from a housing crisis, to crippling unemployment, and a stagnant economy, one matter of...

Netanyahu thanks Hamas for kidnapping so many pretty girls

TEL AVIV - In what some are viewing as a positive step towards ending the destructive Gaza War, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is...

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Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of...

Raptors blame poor season on “Brett”

TORONTO - As players for the Toronto Raptors cleared...

NHL insists Patel “just a hockey guy” in the same way that Palin “just a hockey mom”

NEW YORK CITY - After Kash Patel featured prominently...

Liberal hockey fan insists he never liked Gretzky

HALIFAX - In the midst of Wayne Gretzky facing...