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Bike lane pause part of Fillmore’s plan to remind everyone he’s mayor by pissing everyone off

HALIFAX - Haligonian mayor Andy Fillmore explained that his recent controversial proposal to pause the construction of bike lanes is part of his larger...

Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters

TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities threatening action against his government's controversial "Bill 5", Premier Doug Ford is pushing to declare...

Panthers hope to lift Leafs’ spirits by taking them to prom

TORONTO - Twenty-four hours after the Toronto Maple Leafs suffered a Game-7 loss to the Florida Panthers, the victorious squad has offered to raise...

NHL announces new partnership with Corrections Canada

NEW YORK CITY - Speaking to a crowd of reporters at the NHL's front office, Commissioner Gary Bettman proudly announced the league's new sponsorship...

Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of Mark Carney's Liberal government, Canadians are feeling hopeful that their suddenly completely-uninteresting political landscape will...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...