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Matthews prepares for playoffs by failing to score important goal
TORONTO - After failing to reach the magical 70-goal plateau, Maple Leafs centre Auston Matthews explained that his inability to score the milestone marker...
Biden campaign promises to Make America Ferrera Again
WASHINGTON - With a campaign in full swing, President Joe Biden's re-election team has opted for a slogan that counters his opponent’s famed "Make...
NS Government proposes augmenting EMS with fleet of Boo-Boo kissing Grandmas
HALIFAX - After announcing his plans to create the Nova Scotia Guard, a collection of volunteers to be leveraged in emergencies, as opposed to...
Houston insists Bill 419 need not concern Nova Scotians and their sweet, delicious, organs
HALIFAX - With the passing of Nova Scotia's Financial Measures Act, granting the government access to patients' personal medical records, Premier Tim Houston and...
Media buzzing after hockey player scores lacrosse-style goal for ten-billionth time
BOSTON - Hockey media was full of excited chatter, yesterday, after Hurricanes forward Andrei Svechnikov did the unthinkable and scored the rare lacrosse-style goal,...