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Nova Scotians horrified to learn that Stan Rogers was from Ontario

HALIFAX - The province of Nova Scotia was shaken, today, after revelations that beloved folk musician, the late-Stan Rogers, was, in fact, a longtime...

Daily Show fans upset that Jon Stewart has yet to end Gaza War

NEW YORK CITY - Several episodes into his return as a host of Comedy Central's popular series "The Daily Show", many fans of the...

Toenail clipping completes record-setting Transatlantic journey

ST. JOHN'S - Chatter in local pubs, today, appears to be centred around a nail-piece from the big toe of Aaron Walsh, which travelled...

Society of Ornithologists condemns Nelly Furtado for defaming Avians

OTTAWA - Officials at the Royal Institute of Ornithology are condemning Canadian songstress Nelly Furtado's signature song "I'm Like a Bird", for lyrics that...

Cancer cells cause pain and suffering by stealing resources and territory from cells that were there first

LONDON - With multiple members of the British Royal Family having revealed that they are dealing with a cancer diagnosis, many individuals are seeking...

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Yellowjackets fans ask “Wait, who’s THAT?”

WASHINGTON, DC - As hit Showtime offering "Yellowjackets" rolls...

Nova Scotians would just like to watch hockey without hearing cringey comments about the province

HALIFAX - After a thrilling overtime victory for Canada...

SNL50 to feature as many celebrities as possible in case Eddie Murphy doesn’t show

NEW YORK CITY - As Saturday Night Live prepares...