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Elderly Queers complain that Pride is too damned loud

HALIFAX - As the city embarks on its annual Pride festivities, older members of the LGBTQ+ community are finding themselves annoyed with just how...

Tragic scene after gamer drowns in unplayed titles

SACKVILLE - The community was in mourning today after local video game enthusiast Terry Pollack was found drowned in a deluge of unplayed titles. According...

Bike lane pause part of Fillmore’s plan to remind everyone he’s mayor by pissing everyone off

HALIFAX - Haligonian mayor Andy Fillmore explained that his recent controversial proposal to pause the construction of bike lanes is part of his larger...

Ford moves to designate Northern Ontario as international waters

TORONTO - In the wake of First Nations communities threatening action against his government's controversial "Bill 5", Premier Doug Ford is pushing to declare...

Canadians hopeful boring PM means Americans will go back to not knowing anything about them

OTTAWA - After Monday's election saw the affirmation of Mark Carney's Liberal government, Canadians are feeling hopeful that their suddenly completely-uninteresting political landscape will...

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Americans celebrate milestone anniversary of Will Smith dropping that dope line on that alien

WASHINGTON, DC - Preparations are underway in the nation's...

Stanley Cup: Toronto plans “We told you so!” parade

TORONTO - With the Carolina Hurricanes winning a Stanley...

Don Cherry condemns CanMNT for playing on green ice

TORONTO - Following an exciting opening match that saw...

Canada without Governor General after Arbour fails skill-testing question

OTTAWA - The office of Governor General went unfilled...