From The Desk

74 POSTS

Exclusive articles:

Calgary Stampeders to replace “O Canada” with namesake’s “Minstrel Gypsy”

CALGARY - In a move intended to honour the team's origins, the CFL's Calgary Stampeders have announced that, moving forward, in lieu of the...

Middle aged nerd can’t get song from Square One out of his head

OTTAWA - Shawn Ebbings of Gatineau is the latest victim of what Medical Science has noted to be an increasing trend of nerdy 40-somethings...

Why our only hope in hell is proportional representation

We here at The Empty Press blame our First-past-the-post (FPTP) electoral system for many of our nation's ills, and can't seem to understand why...

Excitement builds for quadrennial gathering of aspiring Reality TV stars

PARIS - As the City of Lights readies itself to host the 2024 Summer Olympics, many athletes are looking forward to their chance to...

Honda Indy Toronto to feature local flavour with old Punjabi men walking across track

TORONTO - As the city prepares for the 2024 edition of the Honda Indy, organisers have announced a new hazard for the elite open-wheel...

Breaking

Hockey broadcaster outraged after disrespectful display of talent

NEW YORK CITY - NHL Analyst Steve Valiquette criticised...

Houston apologises for inappropriate comments about Province’s “beautiful downtowns”

HALIFAX - A throng of reporters gathered at 1726...

Sarah McLachlan cancels tour after learning one of the shows was in Halifax

VANCOUVER - Renowned Canadian songstress Sarah McLachlan has cancelled...

Canadians solemnly gather to Remember to forget Soldiers of Colour

HALIFAX - A light drizzle accompanied a sacred gathering...