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Trans kids of colour used to teachers calling them the wrong name

OTTAWA - With New Brunswick, Saskatchewan and Alberta having passed what many consider to be virulently-transphobic laws forcing Trans children to be addressed by...

Genetic Genealogists uncover long-lost Edison Triplet

OTTAWA - Genetic Geneaology has made headlines around the world in recent years, and today was no exception, when a team of experts announced...

UK concerned that returning artifacts will expose just how lame their country is

LONDON - Prime Minister Rishi Sunak bristled, today, at the suggestion that many nations, particularly colonial powers, should repatriate artifacts acquired from other nations,...

Whistleblower turns up dead after revealing that The Sphere is really a spherical cap

LAS VEGAS - Another mysterious death was added to the annals of Vegas gangsterism after the body of Tyler Ericsson was found on the...

Worst person on Earth stands at gate before their zone is called

NEW YORK - Notorious degenerate Arthur Talmidge of East Rutherford struck again this week when, with malice aforethought, he opted to stand in line...

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Tragic scenes after Megadeth fans massacred by ghost of Eileen Stubbs

HALIFAX - Tragedy struck the provincial capital today, as...

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex

REGINA - As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software...

Local nerd looking forward to getting some shopping done tomorrow

HALIFAX - With the entire country sure to be...